Hermes learned, a lot.

William (Monkey King) I would have never known you were born from a rock.
Tom (Coyote) You are fighting Raven for eternity, I hear.
Sidney Lamb (Thor) Only you can lift Mjollnir, your hammer.
Belle (Ra) You created everyone with your tears.
Ethan (Odin) Oh my, the battle of Ragnarok will live on for eternity, unlike you.
Rosie (Loki) "Son" of Odin, you possess a horse, inside of a horse.
Cassie (Balder) You were strange, dreaming your own death.
Roseanna (Set) Why did you stuff Osiris in a chest, and spread him across the lands.
Rena (Freya) You cry golden tears.
Carly (Dionysus) You were born on Zeus's thigh.
Caleb (Jade Emperor) You were born in a gigantic flash of light.
Niami (Demeter) You are in charge of keeping man alive.
Connor (HERMES!) Ah myself, I stole Apollo's cattle, because I am a thief.
Max (Raven) You are fighting Coyote, and you provide light to man.
Maggie (Isis) You cursed Ra.
Annelise (Artemis) You were spied upon by Actaeon, while bathing.
Sidney (Osiris) Had her remains spread across the lands by Ra.
Jamie (Apollo) Is the most worshiped of the gods.
Kelsey (Horus) Was the King of Egypt.