This is I
Hermes, son of Zeus and Maia, which I may add I am the fastest of the gods. I am a known messenger of the gods, god of the thieves and commerce, and your guide to hell. I am the jock of the Olympians, I invented weights, gymnastics, and boxing. I also invented sacrifice so that me and the gods could receive the worship we so earn. I was conceived, and born in the same night. I am allegedly bisexual, my two lovers included Aphrodite, and Perseus. Basically I am the lord of athletics, of speed and agility, and the tour guide and mailman of the Olympians.
